- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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