What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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A pope meets another one

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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