What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What's the new green? Green

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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