Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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