- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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