- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

i hate non minorities!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Poop

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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