How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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