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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

One, two, three, four and five

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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