- Anti Joke

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A fish swims up your penis...

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans