Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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woman's rights

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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