An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

kennah campion when she talks

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...