- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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