What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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