- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Error 37.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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