What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Poop

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www.xnxx.com

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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