- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??