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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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