- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

My jeans

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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