What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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My cat just died.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Sex education in Texas,

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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