- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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