- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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