Sloths

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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