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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So these two girls have a cup .

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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