My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

You are joking right?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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