Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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