I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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batman farted so hes retarded

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Balls

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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