How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

I am a mime

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Golf.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Jordan is pregant

su algato es en fuego

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

I'm so punny.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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