- Anti Joke

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated