- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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