- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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