your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

u know whats a crime? rape

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...