- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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