What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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