- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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