- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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