- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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