- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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