- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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