What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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No your aunties a joke

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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