- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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