Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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