- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

bite me

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Dead girls can't say no.

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