- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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