Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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No your aunties a joke

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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