- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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