A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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