- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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