- Anti Joke

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

A women walks into a kitchen.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!