why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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human centipede

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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