What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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i dont fisish anythi

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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