- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A guy walks into a bar

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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