theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Anti Joke

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