Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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PENIS that is all

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whats black? the colour

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Anti Joke

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