What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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civil rights

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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whats a joke

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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