- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Dead girls can't say no.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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