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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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