- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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