- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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