yolo your orange looks orange

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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