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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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