- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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