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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

why do mexicans get made fun of

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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