- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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