- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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