- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

steven hawking walks into a bar

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

knock knock i have diarrhea

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Lindsay Lohan

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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