What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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