- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

a man makes a bad joke

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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