What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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