- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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