Racial Equality

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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