what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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