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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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