- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Chuck Norris.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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