So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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