Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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