- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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