Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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