Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Gus's mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

irish man drinking john smiths

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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