What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

why dont they make black forks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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