What's white and black? Color blind.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Whats two plus two Four!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

why did matt die? He had cancer

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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