- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

womens rights.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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