- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Please ignore this statement.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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