- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Communism hehe xd

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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