What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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