What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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