What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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