Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Women's Rights

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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