- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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