What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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