"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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