How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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