whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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