- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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