- Anti Joke

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay