- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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