- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

woman's rights

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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