- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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