- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Haha, I get it..

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