- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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