Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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