- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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