- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Anti-jokes are funny.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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