Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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