- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

what is 3+3= 8

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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