Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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