When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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hi jonny

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Anti Joke

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