- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

A guy walks into a bar

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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