What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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AIDS

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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