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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

mitchell palmer sucks

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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