What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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