- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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