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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Where are you going Your house

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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