- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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