- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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