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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

can you pass the soap?

There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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