- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

RUN

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A baby seal walks into a club.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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