What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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