- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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