A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Communism hehe xd

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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