- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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