- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

God is real.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is the name of the car? What

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What's worse than this That :(

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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