Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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