- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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