- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

this website even though its hilarious.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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