- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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