- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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