- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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